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Sat Nov 7, 2009, 9:05 AM
  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: Nothing.
  • Reading: Finished Soal Eater, need Outcast.
  • Watching: My screen.
  • Playing: Grand Chase
  • Eating: Chips.
  • Drinking: My own saliva.
1.) Lepra the Amur Leopard
2.) Zephyr the Moon Lion
3.) Ojama the Labrador
4.) Aubette the Bunny
5.) Elios the Amur Leopard
6.) Calsimi the Hare
7.) Zorro the Kawala
8.) Arlistle the Donkey
9.) Jacka the Jackal
10.) Annie the Hedghog

1) 3 invites 4 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Ojama: Welcome guys, you want something to eat!?
Aubette: Sure! Thanks Ojama for inviting me over
Arlistle: Meh... It's nice I s' pose...

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club. What happens?
Jacka: Hey Elios, I saw this console store called 360's, you wanna go? :?
Elios: Sure I love xBOX! :iconomgsocuteplz:
*they arrive*
Elios: Should've guessed from thhe 360's part, Circle circle dot dot... :iconimrlynotimpressedplz:
Jacka: *sniggers and runs away* :iconimhappyplz:

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
ME: Lepra will probably attempt to disect me... :iconhomerseestooplz:

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Annie: This is so going on Youtube! And Facebook and Twitter, not to mention dA!
Zephyr: Whut!? :iconimhorrifiedplz:

5) 4 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Arlistle: Jealous o f what?! I don'even know em'! Nevermin' care about they're love lives! Plus Aubette has a crush on Demura, so there.
Cal: KEEES MEH MURE. :iconomg--plz:
Aubette: :iconwthplz:

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
Me: Oh my god! I'm being jupmed by a person wearing pink!!! HYEEEEEEEELP!
Annie: I'll save you Ojama Green! Do not fear, Annie is here! *jumps up, only to be knocked out of the sky by Zephyr*
Zephyr: LICK IT! MY NAME IS ZEPHYR! I'M BETTER, THAN THAT HEDGEHOG FROM VENDETTA! SHE'S a RIGHT OLD BITCH, CAN EVEN TWITCH! (right) WHILE IS SO COOL, AND SHE IS SO FOOL! YEAH!? And I'm down beating you up! OH YEAZ! I'm a slicing dicing with my Darkness blade! IF you getting in my way you'll get filayed! (filitted) SO DERE! INIT.
Annie: o-o
Aubette: *runs off with Me*

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Lepra: Ok, were going to add a pinch of Basil, and some chopped garlic. Don't forget the tomatoes, they are extrmeley important!
Later..
News: And Lepra's hit it big with his Cooking show! Infact, he made 1million of what ever currency we use now!

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Elios: *is not injured* I healed my self, because I can. DEAL WITH IT
Jacka: :iconfinejeezplz: FINE JEEZ!

9) 4 has to marry either 8,3 or 9. Who do they chose?
Aubette: Well I can't marry Jacka because she's a woman
Jacka: I'm already married, so screw you Aubette! *runs off and trips over a rock*
Aubette: I can't choose Ojama because he's to young..
Arlistle: I thought you were making out with Cal? And you loved Demura.
Aubette: The quiz speaks different... SO I'll marry you Arlistle. o-o

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Zorro: Give me all your pottasium cloret bombs or else!
Zephyr: What the hell? We go from gay love to this?! This is fucking messed up!
Elios: *walking away with their bombs*
Zorro: I CHOOSE YOU! MORSHU! :pokemon:
Morshu: BOMOBONOOBNOBOS! *chases Elios* ...

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Me: Hey Lepra! ;) *secret handshake*
Lepra SUP! :highfive:

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Jacka: If I win, you owe me ten bucks.
Aubette: And if I win, you have to go to work nekkid.
Jacka: o-o I don't even have- I mean OK!
Aubette: Hehe...
Arlistle: *chariot horse* Fucking bitchs...

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Ojama: What did I ever do to you guys!
All: YOUR CREATOR FORCED US TO DO QUIZZES!
Ojama: I'm just his fursonaaaaaaaaaaaa
All: *pounced him*

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Zephyr: OH! Today is good day!
Annie: Really, why are you speaking with a russian accent?
Zephyr: Oh that slaps me on the knee! *kisses her with tongue*
Annie: NOOOO! *kissed* >_<

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Calsimi: I ain't scared of nobody! Especially some gay Kawala!
Zorro: *punches him* :iconfalconpunchplz:
Calsimi: :iconexplodeplz:

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Annie: This is the story of the day I got apple pie!
All: OOoooOOOO!

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Lepra: I don't know why the fuck I came here! I guess it's for the free food. And I was alte because I couldn't decide wether to come or not.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Me: This own't end well
Elios: LULZ LET US HAV SECKS
Jacka: OK!
*alot of huffing and shouting and 'Ohh's are heard*
Me: o-o

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Arlistle: GIMMEH DEM PRESENTS YOU ONE-EYED TWATZ.
Aubette: There's no need to be rude! *Hands him a bobble hat,scarf, and gloves* I made them for you!
Arlistle: rAWRZ! Thanks Aubette!
Ojama: I bought you this! *hands him a paper bag*
Arlistle: What's this for?
Ojama: To cover up yo' ugly face!
Arlistle: o-o
Cal: I didn't get you anything because I'm cheap.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
All: WHAT DO WE WANT!? No seriously what do we want?
Leader: WE WANT YOUR PIE!
Me: Ekkk! What am I gonna do! o_O *runs out of the bakc door and get's tomatoed* :boo:

21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Jacka: Hehehe, that's for being evil Zephyr
Zephyr: What friend?
Jacka: YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND! :iconoblooplz:

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save them self or 1?
Cal: I'm going save myself! Because I'm so much more awesome!
Lepra: *is stabbed by a flying pizza*

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Me: Well... I vote Zephyr, because he hasn't got a job, and doesn't do anything.
Zephyr: You calling me a lazy bum.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Elios: This cave sucks! HELP!
Annie: I'll save you! Never fear! Annie is here! *takes him out the cave*
Elios: YEY! :iconvictoryplz:

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Ojama: Welcome to the... AWESOE GREENEDY-GREEN CAMP! Where you can.. PLAY WITH KNIVES! SQUASH THE LITTLE GIRLS! GROPE DE BOOB-
All the girls: NO...!

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?



27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Lepra: Hmmm, I'll become a troll and be really annoying! Hehe! *starts writing* The best part! Both the female Sire Elementals have Lesbian sex.. Hehe. :iconpervplz: Smexy...
Zephyr: GASP!
LeGaspéi: EY?

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Zorro: Here, have some pie!
Me: *eats a slice* Hmmm.. *head catches fire* HOT HOT HOT! ARGHHH!

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Ojama: Were all going to die!
Arlistle: I blame you for this! *beats me*
Ojama: MOMMEH!

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Ojama: *points at her* SHE'S A WITCH!
Blair Witch: Wait wha- *gets shot to death* ARGHH!
Arlistle: o-o Nice?

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Lepra: FINALLY! This sihtty peice of shittified shit is fucking over!
Zephyr: Language! Well I'm off to go get a life!
Ojama: I guess I'll just go home.
Aubette: I'll go play Ping-pong!
Lepra: NO WII TENNIS!
Cal: I don't know... I'll just saty with Jacka and Annie.
Jacka and Annie: :iconyoucameplz::iconicameplz: Hehehe.
Cal: What?
Jacka and Annie: :iconomg--plz: SLEEEP OVER!
All: :iconfacepalmplz:

THE END!~

PS. I made a Grand Chase chat room called 'TheGrandChase' so enjoy it.

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